So first of all who the hell are you yelling at? Funny you should ask...Let me tell you who the hell I'm yelling at....I'm yelling at you because you just happen to be on the phone with me when I realized that I was a complete idiot for ever thinking that I could win at scrabble against you. So there. I will start learning new and interesting words that I can use against you so that I can kick your ass next time we play.

Here is the word for the day.
colpocoquette: A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom and makes good use of its allure.

What a great word huh? Funny...I thought that it sounded like me.