So first of all who the hell are you yelling at? Funny you should ask...Let me tell you who the hell I'm yelling at....I'm yelling at you because you just happen to be on the phone with me when I realized that I was a complete idiot for ever thinking that I could win at scrabble against you. So there. I will start learning new and interesting words that I can use against you so that I can kick your ass next time we play.

Here is the word for the day.
colpocoquette: A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom and makes good use of its allure.

What a great word huh? Funny...I thought that it sounded like me.

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”

A friend sent me a text today. It read: "Remember Aerosmith..not Jamaica"

Love in an elevator baby!

Today I shall file away as a good day in hopes that it will erase this day last year.

Happy fucking June 4th!